Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 145238 Notes

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 35542 Notes

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:
rococo-the-clown:
heaven011:
Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad
It begins
Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 2243 Notes

bulletsgirl:

Guy discovers open window and falls in love with the night air , Healed for 100000 points

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 347 Notes

flippertygender:

chaoticdisorganized:
Bro I fucking hate the deliberate understaffing of every medical field so much holy shit

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 12451 Notes

scholar-of-envy:

girls will literally say “i should go to bed” and stay up for another two hours

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 38166 Notes

the-real-numbers:

kittyb4e:
boyfriends

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 47373 Notes

charlottan:

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 10029 Notes

lezbianz:

this is for a part-time job as a barista

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 83281 Notes

storm-of-feathers:

ripkord-sims:
storm-of-feathers:
“Not having a carrd is a red flag!” No a red flag is you thinking you’re entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else’s information.
do y’all remember when sharing personal details online was a bad thing
you’ll be thrilled to know i’ve been repeatedly called a boomer for this take

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 62046 Notes

tentooisthedoctor:

timeless

#scene of all time

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 686 Notes

vafrosaon:

no way

#water is wet!

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 13760 Notes

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 10026 Notes

madeline-kahn:

Stranger Things 4 + audio descriptions

#tentacles undulating moistly....

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 156390 Notes

probablynotmothman:

legend-tripper:
teathattast:

Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2023 with 32057 Notes

3000s:

3000s:
3000s:
remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they’ll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they’re looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
they don’t want to “know you” they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said
isnt even a joke btw if you’re autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i’m really sorry